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| Name: |
Gizmo
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Age: |
Eight months old
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| Gender: |
Male
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Kind: |
Cat
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| Home: |
Durango, Colorado, USA
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My
name is Gizmo Newport (a.k.a. Mo-Mo). I am an only child. My mother tells
me that one of the giants is this house is my older sister and she and my dad
are expecting another giant son, but I consider myself to be a little smarter
than the rest of the beings in this house.
I run the house, as any king should, tearing things up at my will: I have
conveniently dug holes into the box springs of every bed in the house. I enjoy
tearing up toilet paper rolls and I will attack your feet if you get too
close to me. If only the one they call my "dad" would be little more
understanding about my need to lay on his fresh clean pillow!
I have an extra sixth toe on my right paw that works very well when I am
trying to get something into my grasp. I very much enjoy sticking my paw into
a fresh glass of water (not meant for me) and bringing out a full "hands"
worth to sip on. When I want something, I use my left paw to grab it as I
sweep it into my right - nothing escapes.
Sometimes I feel angry and confused when my dad puts these horrible pieces of
"food" into my dish. Does he really expect me to eat that? Sometimes my
mother sneaks a piece of fresh roast beef or tuna into my dish. At least she
realizes my needs. When I do not get what I want, I feel the need to sharpen
my nails on the brand-new couches. It just feels so good ...
Love,
Gizmo
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